gangsta tagger

I love you because you can spray paint like a gangtsa.  Except in your case it was a large P in solid black paint on our doormat. But you looked really ghetto while you did it, homegirl.

Miracle DC

I love you because I was all hot & sweaty and thought, "please have cold Diet Coke, please!". And I opened the fridge and saw this:

Best wife ever. 

cool air

I love you because the air in our house is cool again.  OK, that's kinda lame, but it did make both of us much happier...

gentle

I love your sweet, gentle soul.

Love

I love you because of your deep, honest love for The Lord.

grumpy

I love you because you seem to like me even though I'm getting grumpier all the time.

sleeping beauty

I love you because you looked so peacefully asleep this morning.

beautiful

I love you because you are beautiful!

BBQ Chicken & Parties

I love you because you really know how to tell me how to read a cookbook.  That was some good chicken!  No, really I love you because you're the first one to think about throwing a party for someone who is moving in, moving out, or just needs a party.  You're amazingly unselfish.

Yellow Paint

I love you because you want a pretty yellow house.

Pardon the Interruption

I love you because you never interrupt me to answer the phone, a text a kid, a doorbell, a dog bark, a dinosaur jogging down the street...

Beach

I love you because of family days at Stinson.

Sleep In

I love you because I slept in while you went to the early game in hot Elk Grive.

massage client

I love you because you think my make-it-up-as-you-go massages are actually good.

power driver

I love you because you can drive really far and not fall asleep.

Proud of my gas

This morning I explained in great detail the massive gas I had last night. You were so happy for me, in hopes it would relieve some neck pain. 

Must've been a funny conversation to listen to, and it made me love you that much more.

Massage Table

I love you because you're cute when you hint at getting a massage.

KISS

Because KISS 

Golf Buddy

I love you because you gently forced your way into my solo golf game last night, which turned into a fun date.  You have always been a fun date - if I can just pry you away from the kids and your %$#@ cell phone.

Hell's Afficionado

I love you, even though you are a little hard on some of TV's finest chefs.