I hate tuna and celery. I mean I really hate it. Especially when I would rather have tomato soup and grilled cheese and watch playoff baseball at lunch. Look at how dry and flaky it is. And celery? It's like string but with a worse flavor.
But you actually want me to lose weight and be healthy, so I ate it. Yuk. But thank you for loving the enormous, fat version of me.

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